One day I sat upon my throne
Listening to a peasant drone
"the bees! the bees! he said,
"all dead!"
"get out you fool, you're hurting my head"
Though in bed that night, sleepless I lay
watching stars grow dim from night to day
Suddenly a plan came, of course!
I left the next morning saddled up on my horse
So off I went, adventuring to the south
met a weird wired willow with a coffee smelling mouth
"Coffee! holy mother fucking shit, get me more!"
"First point me to the bees, you coffee drinking whore"
"Shit cock bitch you ass, all right"
then he pointed his branch over the mountain out of sight
Laughing with my deception, I headed due west
met a crazed British turtle with a bullet proof vest
"don't you have protection already?" I said with a smirk
"I lost it in a storm you insensitive jerk"
"All right I'll help find it , if you show me the bees
"They are that way I think, handing me golden keys
"but first get the shell, under the bridge over there
"I don't think so" I said, and drove off without a care
Being very happy, I set out to the east,
met nine piping pipers eating food (like a feast)
"Salt, peppers and beer be all we need
to make this meal perfectly delicious indeed"
"I'll find them" I said, now knowing what to expect
"where be the bees first, then I will collect
"Head that way my friend, pointing over a stream
"but first come and eat" said with smiles that gleamed
"No thanks you pipers, the bees I'll find"
Then into the sunset I rode, (pipers sighed)
Smelling victory close, I smiled with delight
headed north, I saw ten dead bees.
Then as I looked at the bees, it occurred to me
all the friends all around who could have been
Hope you all had a great summer, and are now looking forward to a great fall!
I for one am excited because there will be new blood writing with us, so stay tuned.
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