Thursday, December 1, 2011

There's a disease spreading on the Interweb

There is a place lost internet travelers go to hangout and melt their brains with random Justin Bibbler, or "Cat playing with yarn" videos, or any other brain cell zapping visual excrement, that isn't censored by regional or international laws that were created because some closest fag with a $200 business suite and a $20,000 degree he ordered online, was angry he couldn't get it hard for his cop boyfriend he met at some random court case, so he decided to write some laws to fuck with other peoples shit.

The place I'm talking about is youtube (no capitalization necessary) and the disease spreading over it is highly contagious. The most common symptom is an uncontrollable urge to point out how many people disliked a video and write a funny and short little whip about how those "8 people are more Abomination than ObamaNation", or them "13 panty waists should go pet their cats", or those "4 losers wouldn't know good music if it walked up to them and man-handled their package".

It's an emotionally tragic thing to see someone with the disease, suffering before your eyes, oozing their juices of pathetic hate filled comments all over the recently washed sheets of the internet, knowingly infecting other low functioning infantile. A feeling of helplessness seizes a person. It's hard to know how to deal with it or help someone, but I now realize, after writing this post, which is at the highest level of patheticnessism, I've been infected and can't control the convulsions anymore.