I lost my god damn rental car keys! I need to drive to the city, yet Allah the mighty has stranded me at home. Why should you care? Because this is all your fault! You should have told me to pay more attention to where I put my keys. I've tore my whole house apart in search of this little pointy obtrusive object that's made from $3 of metal and plastic. Something so cheap and small, yet its purpose is so great that the entire modern world crumbles when it goes missing.
There's only a few things that really drive me fucking nuts. The first obviously is losing my car keys. The other things are going though airport security and going to the dentist. Every time I go to the dentist they whimper and whine that I need to brush my teeth more. Once a weeks, apparently isn't enough to satisfy the 9 out of 10 dentists who recommend brushing after every meal. Well, I fucking get it, but it's hard! Brushing takes time and effort and it also takes toothpaste and every fucking time I go through airport fucking security they confiscate my toothpaste. I don't know what to do anymore. If I could, I would go to the store and buy more toothpaste but I don't have a car to drive anymore.
