bagel - ryan

i ate one of your bagels tyler, im sorry

Drunk 2 - tylor

Sorry, i had it all wrong. it is called subatomical interior fixation disorder. the condition is. the name might sound funny. but this disease is surely not funny. metamorphical metastasizing mass induced particales (not to be confused with particles) become imbedded in the lateral region of my foreskine (unrelated to the foreskin). This leads to weirdiization (from the German, "veird.") Something like that anyway. The disease sounds so cool i almost want to keep it.

Drunk - tyler

apologies to shan and ryan (and also to the towel closet) for thinking that I could sleep in their rooms -- sorry, I thought I was going to my room when I did that. I was drunk. woke up lying on top of my work clothes, with my jacket still on..what the hell. Only one part of the brain was working...the part right behind the aft frontal starboard lobe. They call this the dumbass regionsectionsmacker of the brain. The doctor said he will give me a septiliminal infraction (or something like that) tomorrow to fix it - whatever that is. wait...i don't know if he will "give it," or implant it (or extract it) or what. whatever it is, all will be better tomorrow.

no jokes or comics about this one, guys. its serious.