Saturday, March 1, 2014

Why we didn't blog about the Winter Olympics

The what you ask... The olympics I say.

While thousands of hard dicked journalists with their bosses thumbs rammed up their butts were writing about the olympics, the four writters were not. Why you ask... because we give a fuck. Not about the olympics, but about you (Our one and probably ONLY reader). We don't want you to be drowned in national jizz pride as thousands of loose collared slaves wave their ugly flags in your face cheering on some random loser with a few muscles and a winter coat.

Nah mate.

You deserve better. You deserve constipated swimmer face