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this blog is dying

Night At the Movies - Ryan

Today we are are going to do a movie review of Schindler's list, which coincides with my Film in History class. For those of you who dont know, Schindler's list is a a Spielberg film on the Holocaust, with the protagonist as a German business man who saves some of the Jews from Auschwitz. The film has been criticized though, for its empathy towards the German people not knowing or being benevolent towards the holocaust , which can be considered Intentionalist because the blame is cast on the Nazi elite. The reality however, is that the German people were apathetic or supportive to the gradually segregation and extermination of the Jews. Question is, does Shindler's list accurately portray the holocaust?

The Great Escape! - by Jon

Cool story.
An Orangutan escaped from her confinement in an Adelaide zoo by first short circuiting an electric fence and then using a makeshift latter to climb out of her pen.
The intelligence of this Orangutan goes without saying. However, I think it raises an important ethical question as to whether or not it is aceptable to confine a creature capable of comprehending its own imprisonment?

Two worlds part

A notice to the Villagers was posted late last night on the wall of the local tavern. From the gossip that is circulating, the notice apparently stated Merlins eldest daughter Camellia has gone missing. She was last spotted talking with a young boy named Jemmy. It used to be thought that Jemmy was born slow minded due to his premature birth and large forehead, but it was later decided he was a capable young boy when he won the skipping contest at the local fair. He's now believed to be in a romantic and clumsy relationship with Camellia.

Also to be noted, the congregation of angry and adventurous villages have left town, leaving the stragglers and Apathetics behind in a half deserted Village. The old Mayor, Gary McKinnon, was also forced against his will to leave town with the abandoning villagers as part of Merlins ongoing commitment to his promise of extraditing him from Shouldice. Although Gary committed no real crime and isn't being handed over to any other Village authorities, Merlin insisted he leave town bound in shackles.

On a side note, one of the Apathetics, Janice, knitted a sweater today for her neighbors daughter as a gesture of good will. It was also to spite their family, since it was their daughters birthday and all the neighbors were invited except Janice.

Dear Stolby,

It's not so much the cake wasn't good, it's just I've never been the most dedicated fan of cakes. It would please you to know I gave it to my neighbors. I haven't heard any comments back from them, but I am most positive they will return rave reviews. Don't get your shit in a knot. It looked palatable, but that's not reason enough for me to go risking my life shoving a potentially lethal cake down my pampered esophagus. 

Please don't send me any more cakes.

Signed,

--Tokyo Wilson--

Tokyo Wilson

My Internet Connection is Lagging -- Brody the Writter

It's a well documented stereotypical fact that Muslims don't have a lot of sex. It's also a stereotypical fact that when they do have the sex, they make it count. That means they have to buy more bread and ice cream for a bunch of screaming baby mouths to keep them quiet and alive. They also start paying attention to those annoying diaper commercials on the color motion screen (Diaper commercials: the only legal form of child pornography [sick bastards]).

"Come on, What's your point?" the stubborn internet reader interjected annoyingly, while simultaneously picking their nose and smearing it on their keyboard, then quickly wiping their finger off as they realized their actions were being documented.

"I'm fucking getting to it!" I said out loud, seemingly to myself.

A girl code named Nikita recently had me watch this video about how the Muslim culture is going to dominate the world population in the next half century or so. This all because, on average, they fornicate large families and other cultures don't; therefore, by the process of diffusion, they well spread out evenly over the world and smother everyone else. The video is obviously made by a fear mongering Christian, and therefore must be taking with a grain of salt and sugar, yet it's underlying premise is true that Muslims have a high sperm count.

All that I can surmise from the video is that Muslims are hogging all the internet bandwidth in my neighborhood, which is why my connection is lagging. Makes it pretty tough for me to trick internet daters into requesting dates with Rico Speedster (the 6'1" figure skater with an unbuttoned silk white shirt and glazed six-pack, who drives a sexy black 1969 GTO) only to discover it's actually a creepy internet writter with bad grammer and slpelling skills, at which time it would be to late and I could mass produce small copies of myself over nine month intervals.

It's time to start investing in Baby Thong Diapers.

bet lost- ryan and tyler

ryan and tyler have lost the bet, but not together. That is all.

Wanky Blankets -- Brody the Writter

Wanky Blankets
Wanky Blankets
Wanky Blankets

There are Three Wanky Blankets
There are Three
The Wankier The Better

A rock
Another rock
Two rocks spotted
More rocks must exist, but where?

Wanky Blankets and rocks and stuff with things