Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Eating a form of submission?

I walked past some squash members (I work at a squash court) today with some honey garlic wings. This is normal in every way except that i wanted to hide the fact that i had food. Is this because its impolite to eat food while working? because you might find yourself in the inopportune moment where you must attend a customer while succulent chicken drips from your mouth? IS IT JUST THIS? i think not. think about any time you eat food. friends/family doesent count. picture a first date. think about how much care is taken into every bite. picture a work lunch. when talked to with your mouth full, dont you feel embarrassed that you have food in your mouth... FOOD! well i say fuck social norms. fuck nurture. im going to eat where ever and when ever i want.
Posted by one of The Four Writters at 6:32 PM

2 comments:

  1. bBrodyNovember 26, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    I've recently decided it's not worth fretting about. I adopted Tylers eating technique where one stuffs all the food in their mouth any way it'll wedge itself in and not give a fuck about judgmental creeps, who secretly get turned on by staring at people while they eat.

    There's only one type of food that I still can't ram down my throat like some kind of pregnant female porn star. That would be soup. Nothing drives me more mad then when the little dribble of soup escapes off the bottom of a spoon, like some kind of liquid harry houdini, Then it has the nerve to slide down you chin AHHHHHHHHHHH! I hate that. It's the same with fucking cereal too, but I love cereal too much to stop. I'm a drug addict on the street who is starting to realize the drugs don't care about me the same way I care about them, and they could give a fuck less if I end up with a wet chin.

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  2. almost a trapDecember 1, 2009 at 6:47 AM

    now i'm hungry. thanks.

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