This is a section from my up and coming book "The sexy life of Ryan, with sex"
It was approaching 9pm, and Ryan was almost done work. He only needed to sweep the squash courts and cash out before returning to his house to watch House. It was going to be a good night indeed. After doing his clean up routine he was almost out the door when he realized he had not cleaned the locker rooms.
"Fuck" Ryan exclaimed, not realizing the literal foreshadowing of his word.
Hastily grabbing the window cleaner and paper towels, Ryan rushed to the locker room to finish the job. On his way to the women's locker room from the mens, Ryan thought he heard a sound, but he quickly dismissed it as something coming from the arena on the other side of the community center.
Ryan opened the door without thinking and was stunned to see a beautiful women stepping out of the shower, totally nude, naked, and without clothing.
Ryan was shocked. Having never seen a naked women before this was incredible, but a women of such beauty (9.8 on the ranking system) nearly made Ryan faint from the loss of blood from his head.
Something strange happened then. The women didnt scream, or run to drop kick Ryan in the head. She just slowly felt around for her towel.
Did she notice me?
Ryan thought as he stood staring at the beautiful curves of this Goddess. Moments past as Ryan stood with his tent pitched, watching this women dry off.
maybe she knows im here and she likes it? Ryan was in the process of thinking, but just as this was happening Ryan dropped his Spray bottle, and the women looked up.
- Got to get back to school work now but anyone (brody) is free to finish this story off
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... the women looked up. All of them. Twelve thousand women looked up all at the same time and said: "You sick little boy, pick up that spray bottle right now! Pick it up and finish your job, which is to spray us allll down ooo yeah Oh baby, you go locker boy, you go!"
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He stood there like a clown on a ball. His drapy plaid work shirt seemed to shine with red and blue polka dots, smothered in a sea of yellow. He was motionless as the mysterious woman drew her gaze upon him. One might have said there was a slight breeze in the room, blowing air between their faces, possibly coming out of an air vent. But the person who might have said that has probably already died from their own stupidity, considering there was no air vent anywhere near the two. I would even go as far to say this person, let's call them Philip, had a very hard life; Unable as an infant to fit the square block in the circle hole; Constantly having to deflect insults and jousts all throughout his schooling; Being shunned from his own families home at the tender age of 37, onto the streets, without a clue how to take care of himself; Making ludicrous comments about air vents; Tripping over a protruding nail at the top of a very long and hard stair case, only to meet his end at the bottom.
ReplyDeleteThe mysterious woman asked Ryan his name.
"What's your name?" the mysterious woman asked Ryan.
"What's my name?" Ryan asked the mysterious women.
"Yes, What's your name?" the mysterious woman asked Ryan.
"My Name?" Ryan asked the mysterious women another god damn time.
"Yes god dammit"
"It's Jon"
And that's the story of how your parents met.