Wednesday, March 3, 2010

An Unsettling Poem - by Jon

Here I sit before electric light
Baffled and muddled upon this sight
A note of history recorded on my bar
This set my mood and emotion off par
For now I realize, crinkled and tossed
Evidence of self abuse, and something lost
But if incidentally the course and intention untrue
A splash or sputter upon my keyboard it flew
One click on the mouse, one stroke of a key
My flesh now defiled, my spirit debris
And this becomes my realization today:
There is a price when my roommates use my computer to play.

9 comments:

  1. That is fucking disgusting!

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  2. Jon's hairy palmed roommateMarch 3, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    dont worry bud, today when i felt the urge, I used my own comp.

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  3. Good, keep your greasy burger eating, slimy noise blowing, online poker playing urges for your own computer!

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  4. Jon's roommate who has just tactically inserted his pubic hair under jon's keyboardMarch 3, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    Comp in public place= Public usage

    +1

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  5. That's debatable, but also, maybe that's why i've never been drawn to the idea of internet cafes.

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  6. Besides, why would you bring pubic hair into this, that's fucking disgusting!

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  7. Why don't you take your viagra and shove it up your ass. I'm not trying to be rude but it will work faster and better if you insert it up your pooper.

    Then ,once it kicks in and your two inch dick is rock hard, why don't you go fuck some turtles.

    BRETT HAS BAD BREATHE AND HAS BELOW AVERAGE LOOKS

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  8. Not sure he is coming back here... but now i know what to post if i want to piss you off!

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