RRI - So J-star, you don’t mind if I call you that do you?
Jackie- I don’t know what you are after, but I have connections in high places. You’ll regret doing this.
RRI- J-star it is. So J-star, just to get an idea of who you are; If you were a soup, what kind would you be?
Jackie- ….
RRI- Let me rephrase. If you could kill all the whales in the world, would you?
Jackie- …i…don’t
RRI- Alright, alright that was a loaded question I know. What’s it like in Japan?
Jackie- I’ve heard it’s a beautiful island. Now can you please loosen this rope?
RRI- HAHAHA, that’s rich! Sounding like you’ve never been… And your favourite type of sushi?
Jackie- I’m more of a Dim Sum fan. I have money, is it money you want?
RRI- What I want is for some goddamn straight answers! So how was your country affected when they defeated Russia in 1905.
Jackie- I’M CHINESE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
RRI rises slowly and starts to remove his belt.
Jackie- oh fuck oh fu…you english all crazy! Like pulp fiction!
Remaining silent, RRI places the belt on the coffee table.
RRI- Then WHY does it SAY you’re Japanese on Wikipedia??
TRUSTING THE INFORMATION FOUND ON WIKIPEDIA CAN CAUSE GREAT MISUNDERSTANDINGS
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Funny, but now Jackie has lost all respect for us and will never do a real... I mean another interview for us.
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