General Commodities...
1. Grapes are now forbidden
2. Melons are henceforth to be named Merlons. Violation of this will result in Merlon seeing your melons. If such an easy task is not possible for thee, Merlon will cut thy melon off.
3. Ale and forest weed must now all pass through the royal treasury. Given this new inconvenience for the Magesterium, these products will be taxed heavily. What? is thy complaining? They will now be taxed exhaustively.
Relations with the Crab People...
Peace talks with the crab people have not gone as well as promised. Now, families must sacrifice their second child in addition to their first to avoid the crab people from coming to the surface.
Casual Friday...
Feel free to wear whatever garmet or robe you feel like for this fridays mass funeral
-Merlon
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It's about time! That grapes have been permissible this long is nothing short of shameful.
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