It's all happening! The outbreak has started and now we're all going to die. It has been foolishly suggested that most people with scabies scratch themselves to death, but this is absolute, absurd, ba-lony. "Scabbers" as they are more commonly known, scratch other people to death. The scabies parasite burrows into a hosts skin and attaches to the brain stem. It then takes control of the person and turns them into blood hungry monsters. Scabbers are easily spotted and should be vigorously avoided. Their eyes are pure blood red with dilated pupils and their fingers eventually fall off so they can grow large claws.
"Day Scabbers" are generally very feeble and pose little threat. If you encounter a Day Scabber you can use any small stick to shoo them away. They tend to be more of a pest then anything else. "Night Scabbers", however, are dangerously sneaky and they have very strong claw muscles. If they don't manage to scratch you to death it won't matter, because just one scratch and you'll become Scabber yourself (in 4-6 weeks).
An investigation into the outbreak traced it back to a single man, Franz Peppers. It's not known how he origanally caught the scabies parasite, but it is known that he frequently uses his towel to whip other men in public showers. Franz refused to be interviewed, but he did tell us it is a huge deal and someone has got to fix this before it's too late.
Thith ith a huge deal and thomeone hath got to fixeth thith before it'th too late, ahhh! (girlie scream)
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Other than the mentioning of scabies, I'm not really understanding the relevance of the comic.. maybe I'm missing something.
ReplyDeleteIn addition, this post is absolute nonsense. Scabies don't exist. It's posts like these that propagate fear and spawn bullshit media articles.
Crab people, however, must be taken seriously, and we must remain vigilante should they rise from the earth...
It was the only comic I found about scabies. I just wanted some sort of picture to add. Screw you and your badgering?
ReplyDeletesorry, in a past life i was a badger.
ReplyDeleteI hate having badger traits sometimes :(
You know, back when I was in college, many years ago, I lived in a house with 5 or 6 other students. We all got scabies. Sure, they were lots of fun at first. Who doesn't enjoy an occasional parasitic infestation? But, eventually we tired of them. Then we learned that they were hard to get rid of.
ReplyDeleteThe moral of my story is: don't get scabies.
Your welcome for the helpful advice.
I thank you for the advice and story.
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