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Monday, April 13, 2009
Dismay
A large number of people have been gathering at the town square. Rumors have been circulating that certain citizens are planning to leave the village. They believe there might be other places to settle beyond the hills. A meeting has been scheduled at the hall to discuss the issue.
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McCarson has already gathered the horses and Elendore has taken the children. We are safe. YOU WILL BURN for your sins, and we will have none of it. We run to avoid persecution, and live in the lords image.
ReplyDeleteMayor of Shouldice, how can you allow such chaos to run in our fair village? As you can see, some of the villagers are running and others are infuriated with your actions. It is ludicrous how you run your office. You get drunk constantly, you hit on my daughter in the tavern (SHE IS 11!!) you eat poop off the streets! In addition, it is not moral to offer mystical mushrooms of the forest the children just to gain support! Also, Janice told me she saw you outside her window last night shacking and looking at her creepily.
ReplyDeleteIf this crisis comes as a surprise to you, know that your brain has left your body long before your villagers left your town. At the town meeting tonight I, Merlin, will run for mayor, and when that happens i will kick you out of shouldice
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!" - Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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