OK, so apparently we are under attack by a gas hording freak called PTSD or something.. and im not really sure why some chick from the future would choose us but whatever, at least we have a new follower!
Anyways, to get your minds off of the ax wielding baron of Mung Mung dessert, here is one of my favorite explosm comics.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1273/
-jon dont worry your favorite will show up soon
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Its crude but still funny, hows bending the will of the innocent treating you guys?
ReplyDeleteI dont really know how to respond to that but ill try...
ReplyDelete1. Who the fuck do you think you are accusing us of anything? especially those who are in your past? stealing gas from innocent people isn't enough for you, so you have to pick on strangers?
2. All those who read our blog are here on a voluntary basis, so they are not innocent, and we merely present our ideas with no intentions to convert our minions, I MEAN followers to do what we want.
3. Only when converted do we start the hazing process. It is sanitary as well as a learning experience(Brody said he even liked it).
so im not really sure where you are getting your information so i must ask that you give up your inquiries which are completely useless, and consider these words a second warning. We hope, for your own good, that this will be sufficient.
the four writters
1. Eh mother fucker thats a low blow I steal Diesel (not gas) because its my "only" means of survival. Everyones doing it. But when I alter the the outcome of your global domination attempts, I will no longer cease to exist. In turn never committing the terrible deeds that I have. And its not an accusation its a FACT, keep in mind you still do not know the power you possess, were as I am living proof.
ReplyDelete2. Refer to "About Us" located on the right hand section of your blog page.
3. I have no clue what your are talking about, your just being silly.
And referring to your last paragraph, "Ooo I'm shaking in my Gargoonian skin boots!"
1. Fact: your a fag
ReplyDelete2. Fact: if you dont exist than you cant do "terrible deeds".
3. Refer yourself! we know what we wrote. Leave us to our own business as it is none of yours.
p.s. Our mentalities will not change even if it does infact alter the current state of your affairs. we dont give a Marookin firebat mage.
good morrow
OK I'm sensing some hostility to the new kid on the block. Just because we aim to destroy each other doesn't mean we should stoop to that level.
ReplyDelete1. What do you have against homosexuals? 18% of them will be apart of your operations. You guys some sort of closet gay basher's or something?
2. You don't fully understand time dimensions as of yet. Don't worry you soon will.
3. Your business is my business. It is what I believe why I have my very existence. I have a theory that I was a missionary send from Penelope the God of Prosperity.
Wow, who has taken so much offence from PADP that they are now accusing them of being a fag? You really should post your name in your post, cause I don't want to be accused of being so belittling.
ReplyDeleteU'm I thought I discovered the truth of PADPs identiity, but I'm not sure yet. I need to continue my investigational pursuits. Anyone witty enough to make a blog like that axe thingy needs to be studied. If I can cyphon off some of that genius I may discover how to tranform my body back into its godly state.
I assure you I am as real as the air you breath (I wear a an organic respirator half the time... Its a personal choice...)
ReplyDeleteI retract my "fag" comment I made earlier. I was upset with the lack of minions we have to brain wash :( Fortunately, PADP has shown herself more than ample to be the first brain washee for us to brain wash. Now do as we command and steal more diesel!
ReplyDeletep.s. if everyone steals diesel, then who are the people who got robbed? other diesel stealer's?
I steal diesel from the very bowels that produce it...the Earth.
ReplyDeleteNow thats a crime.
Well I dare not go to in depth out of fear that you will manipulate the futures Diesel resources. But within the Mung Mung Desert a secret organization manufactures the fuel mixture diesel, and at a barbarically high price of Klogz (Mung Mung Desert currency) sell it to closely located settlements such as Alkalee, Dustdoon, and Quinn. The Diesel is used to run majority of the equipment within these settlements such as weapon defense, vehicles, sanitary stations, etc.
ReplyDeleteWe essentially reach in and take a few coins from the purse. Not to much of course so as not to encourage hunting expeditions and bounty hunters to rid us from the valley. Bandits are common, but the educated ones are almost none existent. Its quite a cut throat business, its a good thing my blades as sharp as my wit :)
very nice, I was almost taken away with your iconic robinhood like view of life but i was not decieved. Here we have some genuine business owners who have no quarrel with you, and you go around messing up their shipments, making it impossible to deliver on time. When you mentioned your blades, are you alluding to the fact that you actually hurt/kill people?? Granted the people at the head of the organization might want to rethink their monopolized business but the truck/train drivers?? are you crazy? of course you are. you are a thief, and you need to rethink your career choice.
ReplyDeletePlease refer to my blog as I await your retaliation. It will also explain a little bit more about who I am and were I am in my life.
ReplyDeleteDeath to the Four Writters Club!
http://thegreataxe.blogspot.com/