It's all about not making it -- Brody the Writter

"Being a writer is all about beards and haircuts" - Douglas

"Doug, I want more quotes from you" - Brody

"You can do the beer one" - him
"What beer one" me
"We can get a case of beer and drink at that creepy spot" - him
"You're just going to write in your blog and not figure out where to go" - Bobby
"Man, you totally misquoted me" - Bobby again (being an ass)

... Bobby gets aggravated

I decide to stop writing