Our hopes to share thoughts, express ideas, and banter with stalkers from the future are being disrupted by one of our own. Yes i speak of the one who does not speak: Tyler. As one of the four writters, it was expected that he would writt, so in light of these facts i propose an ultimatum. Tyler, I know that your a hairy thug (supposedly), but to prove that you actually check the posts anymore you must comment on this post by exactly 2:38 tomorrow. If you fail to do this, then we will unleash a herd of wild zebras on you in the hopes that they don't initially kill you, but maul and rape your helpless body. I realize of course, that they wont want to rape you, however i have just received some potent pheromones from PADP's diesel monopoly friend, Omnicorperation. In one stroke, we have removed the weak from our cause, and supported the enemy of our enemy (we are now facebook friends).
-suck it PADP
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Ya! I agree Tyler's been pretty lame about this whole affair by being non-existent. And without the power of the four you three show no threat. I can just picture Ryan sitting in the dark by his computer, beads of sweat surfacing from his dirty pores. slowly dripping down his adolescent thin mustache. Groping his testicles, and wheezing heavily to the beat of "basketball" by Lil Bow Wow.
ReplyDeleteI can smell your fear.
ReplyDelete"They playin bassssssketballlllllll!"
"We love dat bassssssketballlllllll!"
Do I have to change the title now? Plans have already been put in action to create a larger foundation and the name has basically been set in stone.
ReplyDeleteBusiness talks well be taking place in Seattle very shortly and I don't want to give the impression we are resting on shaky ground. If anything at all we well need to hire a ghost writter for Tyler.
I completely agree brody. However, im going to attempt to whip tyler into shape, but im not sure I can contact him by 2:38 today -- Chicago is a busy place after all.
ReplyDeletebrody is actually going to seattle lol
ReplyDeleteit is done, shame on you tyler. i hope you survive...
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